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ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay


talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

Happy birthday Wayos!!! I love you!!

Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.

me:  hello darkness my old friend
darkness:  do i know u



Do you ever watch a video or see a picture and then gasp and say “MY BABY” when it is, in fact, NOT your baby but is actually a man in his 30s

or a fictional character

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